Est. week 2 of semester 1
DROPOUT
Drop out. Log in. Nap.
The meme coin for people who never finished anything. Including this sentenc
coming soon. We forgot to study for it.
Professor Dropout, Ph.Didn't
Skip Class prize: a very official PNG
Help Professor Dropout dodge lectures, exams, alarm clocks, HECS bills and Mum calling. Grab ramen, pillows and Zzz. Hit 1,200 points to officially drop out and earn your Certificate of Dropping Out.
TEST MODE · forced win via ?debugwin=1
You officially dropped out! 🎓
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Tip: download the PNG first, then attach it to your post. X won't do it for you. Neither will we. We're napping.
No coins, no wallets, no payouts. Just eternal glory and a PNG. Only your best score is saved, in your own browser.
The Lore 100% made up
2019
Enrols in Blockchain Engineering
Professor Dropout signs up for a 4-year degree. Parents cry happy tears. Buys a lanyard. Peaks.
Week 1
Attends one lecture
By accident. He was looking for the toilets. Took notes anyway: "toilets not here."
Week 2
Drops out
Throws his cap in the air. It never comes back down. Scientists are still looking for it.
Now
Launches $DROPOUT
A coin for the rest of us. The quitters. The snoozers. The "I'll start Monday" crew. Welcome home.
D.R.O.P.O.U.T. stands for Definitely Really Overslept, Probably Owes Uni Ten-grand.
The Wrinkled Paper™
Other coins have a whitepaper. We have a napkin from Maccas, found in the glovebox. Peer-reviewed by a seagull.
$DROPOUT: A Peer-to-Peer Napping System
by Prof. Dropout (Ph.Didn't), written at 3:47am
- Abstract: coin.
- Problem: uni is 4 years and our attention span is 4 seconds.
- Solution: don't.
- Technology: yes.
- Consensus mechanism: Proof of Nap. Validators must be horizontal.
- Security: the password is on a sticky note. Don't look at it.
- Conclusion: in summary, the main point is
↑ didn't finish. sorry. — mgmt
Tokenomics maths was an elective
(on a calculator)
- 69% Liquidity Locked. Unlike our future.
- 20% Ramen Fund Chicken flavour only. We're not animals.
- 10% HECS debt we're not paying The ATO has been notified. They are not amused.
- 1% Dev's mum's basement rent Overdue since 2021. She's being very patient.
Roadmap subject to naps
Skip class
- Hit snooze 7 times
- Tell tutor "my Wi-Fi died"
- Launch coin from bed
Tell family it's a startup
- Say "disrupt" at Christmas lunch
- Survive Nan's follow-up questions
- Change LinkedIn to "Founder & CEO"
Moon
- Look at the moon
- Say "huh, nice"
- Go back inside, it's cold
Nap
- Nap
- Nap (again)
- Wake up, forget what phase we're in
Honorary degr
- We got bored writing this pha
Get Your Certificate of Dropping Out
Finally, a qualification you actually earned. Literally: win Skip Class to unlock it. Then enter your name, pick what you quit, and download proof for your LinkedIn.
Earn it first.
We're a very prestigious institution. Score 1,200 in Skip Class to unlock your certificate.
Play Skip ClassTestimonials definitely real people
“My parents said I'd never amount to anything. Now I hold a coin that also doesn't amount to anything. We're bonding.”
“I asked my financial adviser about $DROPOUT. Turns out he also dropped out. We're mates now.”
“I read the whitepaper. It was a napkin. Best thing I've read all year. Also the only thing.”
“Finally, a community that gets me. Nobody replies to anything and it's beautiful.”
“I quit my diet for this. Then I quit this for a sausage roll. Then I came back. 10/10.”
“Wake me up when it's Phase 4.”
How to Buy easier than a group assignment
- 1
Get a wallet
Download a legit crypto wallet from its official site. Write down your seed phrase. On paper. Not on the Maccas napkin, that's our whitepaper.
- 2
Grab some [CHAIN TOKEN]
Chain TBA. We're deciding between lectures we're skipping. Buy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
- 3
Head to the DEX
Link coming soon. Like our assignment. Like our degree. Like us, honestly.
- 4
Paste the CA & swap
Use ONLY the contract address posted here and on our official socials. Then close the laptop and have a well-earned nap.
coming soon. We forgot to study for it.
⚠️ Scammers love fake contract addresses. If someone DMs you "the real CA", they're not us. We're asleep.
FAQ Frequently Avoided Questions
Is this financial advice?
No. I dropped out of finance. And economics. And the café job next to the finance building.
What's the utility?
Utility was an elective. We didn't take it. We took "Intro to Lying Down" and got a distinction.
Wen moon?
Phase 3. Phase 3 comes after Phase 2, which comes after Phase 1, which is "skip class". We're very good at Phase 1.
Is the team doxxed?
The dev's mum knows exactly where he lives. Knocks on the basement door every morning. That's as doxxed as it gets.
Why is there also $DRPT?
For people who dropped out of vowels. It's the same energy, three fewer letters. We're very efficient at not doing things.
Will there be staking?
We started studying for staking but fell asleep on the textbook. Woke up with the index printed on our face.
Is $DROPOUT an investment?
No. Seriously, no. It's a meme. It has no intrinsic value, no promises and no expectation of profit. If you want an investment, talk to someone who finished their degree.
Can I go back to uni after buying?
Yes. Uni will always take you back. Mostly because of the fees.